Cher

Show 2

1. Tatum impersonates Cher at the start of the show, singing ""Let Me Entertain You"" 2. Cher opens the show with ""You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You"" and a monologue about bugle beads. 3. ""Girls"" -- Cher and Tatum introduce a series of sketches about how women are superior to men. In comedy blackouts, a dissatisfied customer (Wayne) attempts to return a broken toaster to the hardhearted clerk working at the complaint department (Cher), and Tatum discusses divorce with her attorney (Wayne). 4. Cher and Wayne sing ""Let Me Be There"" 5. Tatum appears in a takeoff on the Catherine Deneuve commercials. 6. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) gets into a verbal battle with Raquel. 7. Cher appears during a brief commercial blackout singing ""Nothing Can Stop Me Now"" 8. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) promotes a new glue product called ""Stick-It."" 9. Cher performs a medley of ""Long Train Runnin'"" and ""Love the One You're With"" 10. Cher and Wayne are cast as the newly-married Sigmund Freu

Show 3

1. Cher opens the show with ""Got To Get You Into My Life"" and a monologue in which she hopes to gain favor with the Nielson families. 2. The Osmond Brothers sing ""I'm Still Gonna Need You"" 3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) gets a surprise visit from her equally tacky mother (Nancy), who's wanting to borrow Laverne's mink coat to wear to the drag races. 4. Cher sings ""He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"" as Jerry pantomimes a clown. 5. Jerry tries to get Cher to laugh during this brief commercial break. 6. ""Law and Order"" -- The Osmond Brothers introduce a series of comedy sketches about crime prevention, in which a police sergeant (Jerry) receives a tongue-twisting theft report from Cher, and Jerry appears as Scarface, the criminal son of domineering Nancy. 7. Cher sings ""Ain't Nobody's Business"" 8. Sleeping Beauty (Nancy) wakes up for an interview with Mable the Fable Lady (Cher). 9. The Osmonds join Cher for a medley of Stevie Wonder's greatest hits, including: ""You Are the Sunshi

Show 4

1. Cher opens the show with ""By Myself"" and a monologue about being clumsy off-camera. 2. Cher sings and tap dances to ""Do a Take"" with Jack and Cloris. 3. Cloris recites a Shakespeare-like soliloquy, with simultaneous jive translations by Cher. 4. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) takes her car in for its 300,000-mile checkup and gets waited on by ""Chico and the Man's"" Ed Brown (Jack). 5. Cher performs a medley of ""I've Got the Music In Me"" and ""Listen To the Music"" 6. Jack and Cloris appear as man and wife in this blackout on Geritol commercials. 7. Cloris plays a wealthy eccentric whose annual dinner parties for former suitors are always unattended, with Jack cast as her butler who must cater to her every whim. 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher tells about dating a Gemini with a split personality. 9. Cher sings ""Am I Blue?"" 10. Jack sings ""The Man In My Little Girl's Life"" 11. Cher closes the show.

Show 5

1. Cher opens the show with ""When You're Smiling"" and a monologue in which she compares her TV show with a new baby. 2. Cher and Freddie camp it up in a song-and-dance routine. 3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) is reunited with Olivia (Teri), her old friend from the launderette. 4. Mable the Fable Lady (Cher) interviews a present-day Cinderella and Prince Charming (Teri and Freddie). 5. The Pointer Sisters sing ""Live Your Life Before You Die"" 6. Cher appears as a clown in this comedy vignette about unhappiness. 7. ""Girls"" -- Cher and The Pointer Sisters introduce a series of comedy sketches about how woman are superior to men. In blackouts, Freddie plays Cher's ever-lying husband who promises he'll never lie again and a dissatisfied customer trying to exchange an electric blanket at the complaint department. 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher describes another date with a ""loser."" 9. Cher sings ""How Long Has This Been Going On?"" 10. Cher and The Pointer Sisters perform a medley of song

Show 6

1. Cher opens the show with ""Friends"" and a monologue with Lily about having just quit smoking. 2. Ernestine the switchboard operator (Lily) dials up Cher to find out the truth about all of the wild stories published in the movie magazines. 3. Janet Jackson reveals to Cher what it's like growing up in the Jackson household. 4. The Jacksons perform ""I Am Love"" 5. Lily appears in a comedy sketch as David's eager blind date. 6. Cher sings ""Since I Fell For You"" 7. Cher and The Jacksons invent the commercial on a deserted island. 8. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) demonstrates the miraculous new ""Wondr-bat."" 9. The Jacksons sing ""The World Was a Mess"", introducing a segment in which Cher, Lily and David portray the confused first inhabitants in the Garden Of Eden. 10. Lily annoys a married couple (Cher and David) waiting on the corner for a bus. 11. Cher recites Rudyard Kipling's poem ""If"" to an animated sequence. 12. Cher joins The Jacksons for a medley of The Jacksons' greatest hits